'Crazy' Biden would go down crying if he assaulted me

Late-Night TV Hosts Skewer Donald Trump And Joe Biden Over 'Embarrassing' Feud

Biden spoke at an anti-sexual assault rally in Florida on Tuesday and cited lewd comments Trump made in a 2005 "Access Hollywood" tape about grabbing women.

A candid photo of former Vice President Joe Biden talking to a homeless man has made its rounds on social media and now the pic has gone viral, according to Mother Jones.

"Now, the idea that I would actually physically get in a contest with the president of the United States or anybody else now is not what I said and is not what this was about", he added.

"He doesn't know me, but he would go down fast and hard, crying all the way". In fact, Uncle Joe's got nothing but love for the people.

It isn't typical in our country for a current president and a former vice president to openly talk about beating each other up - but that's where we are in 2018. The Thrilla in Vanilla. "The last time I saw two old dudes going at it like that, my local Walmart was down to its last bottle of prune juice", he joked.

"This whole ordeal is embarrassing, not just because it degrades our political discourse but also because it would never happen", said Meyers.

In case you thought there might be a chance we'd go a week or two without reporting on Donald Trump's increasingly deranged outbursts on Twitter or the fallout of such, guess again. "It would end as soon as one of them accidentally stepped on his own super-long testicles", he quipped.

Late-Night TV Hosts Skewer Donald Trump And Joe Biden Over 'Embarrassing' Feud

While the hosts brought up the appointment, Biden covered his face with his hands. "We're gonna pick Ronda Rousey". But Trump is 71, and Biden is 75. Biden took his granddaughters out to the AMC movie theater in Georgetown last week (in our hearts and minds, he took the grandbabies to see Black Panther) when upon leaving the theater, he stopped to speak to this gentleman.

Fallon reflected on how insane the situation is. Let's do this thing. "Come at me, bro!'"

Biden reiterated that engaging in a physical duel with Trump is not what he meant - and that he was instead objecting to the president's coarse vocabulary. Be there!" The host imagined Trump would respond, "Uh, I can't! "I have to be able to stand in front of a mirror and look in the mirror and know that if I don't run it's not because I'm afraid of losing, it's not because I don't want to take on the responsibility, it's because there's somebody better to do it and, or because emotionally I'm not positioned to be all in". Jimmy Kimmel asked on Thursday's Kimmel Live. "This is what it's come to, though".

"It's insane. Biden and Trump are threatening to beat each other up", Fallon added.

Of course, Biden is one to talk about respecting women.

Trevor Noah weighed in on the battle as well, saying he was not sure who would really win this fight.

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